a long time ago, a race of druids...

From the great words of Spinal Tap: "A long time ago, a race of druids, no one knew who they were, or what they were doing...".

In the case of us bloggers here at the pirate house (it used to be a real house but now it just exists here... in the suburbs of the information super highway) we know who we are and where we came from. We used to be roommates at BYU. But it even goes further back than that (brace yourself for this truth bomb I'm about to drop on you), I feel that we had to be born in the same room of the same hospital and at the same time or something, cause we get along splendidly and that is the only logical explanation for it. I'm not saying we are tripplets or anything by any means, but that (now this is a fact) we were born in the same room at the same time but by three different mothers (our own mothers believe it or not). They tell us our birthdays are on seperate days, and that we weren't even born in the same state. They did this because they were concerned that our chemistry and joint comedic timing was so good even though we had just left the womb... we would have made a great peewee three on three basketball team. And that was the fear, that maybe we would do something extraordinary if we all knew the truth.

Now providence has brought us together. We figured that we would put our extraordinary bond into a popular literary format so as to rival Magnum P.I.'s mustache for the most stupendous act of masculinity in this modern era. Don't judge this blog, or our apparent gramatical errors that will no doubt show up in this and subsequent blog entries, because that long gone race of druids that have already been mentioned has read our blog, and they loved it, and that is all that matters really.

ANDY OUT!